By prayforme - 11/11/2009 01:52 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
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SMG227 0

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

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mikeymuscles112 0

YDI. Congrats on being a complete dumbass have you ever heard of crabs, ganarhea, Aids????? Gotta love america

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just_me_tmp 0

Ha. Ganarhea. I'm glad you know so much about STDs.

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koolkat27 13

33- have you ever learned to spell? Gotta love idiots.

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perdix 29

I hope that girl gives you a beautiful daughter, so she can use and treasure the make-up case that got it all started! ;)

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jillz 0

You weren't the only irresponsible one. She sounds a bit wild herself. Who knows, she might already be pregnant with the last guy she had sex with.. health check -> pregnancy test -> paternity test YDI but the baby (if there is one) doesn't

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h0mieg2 0

mx rider, ur a dumbsh*t... sry about the new kids tho, good luck

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ragsy 7

What a moron. Hello? STD's? This is what happens when the christian right keeps sex ed out of schools.

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bugmenotmofo 34

If she's drunk, maybe she won't remember your name...just make sure you don't run into her again and you'll be fine

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shootingstar8D 0

ydi ********. now you probably have an STD and you got a chick prego. enjoy you new life.

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r_ania 0

ydi for not putting stds into your little 'makeup case + no condom = alls good' equation

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