By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

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shellzy 20

Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.

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kmwilson 0

So either way you get fired what kinda job is that? Quit now

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michelele 0

that's crazy!! i guess it's true that we eat bugs while sleeping!!

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bridgetsv12 7

That is disgusting how did u manage that?!!?!?!??

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KittyKat_12 2

OMG. Not gonna lie I'm a little paranoid now.

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Fatguineapig 13

How is throwing up a usual part of brushing your teeth?

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Nederlander95 14

Wait wait wait... You throw up a little every time you brush your tongue? That's not healthy!

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DevinEleven 8

HOW CAN YOU THROW UP A FLIPPING COCKROACH???!!!? WHEN DID YOU EAT A COCKROACH???!!!??

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jenny92 7

thats gross,but you throw up every morning when you brush your teeth?? eww

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