By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

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shellzy 20

Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.

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ppssshh 0

Fact: 3-4 insects crawl into your mouth every Year.

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Toxic_Ninja 2

Did your wife make you a reward system to get you to brush your teeth?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Time to move? You can also sue your landlord if you have one :) if it's your place though I suggest getting it tented Now!!!! These problems only get worse, people always ignore them then complain when they're worse! Don't be stupid and I'm sorry, that's creepy!!

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Barette_fml 7

You usually throw up a little when you brush? You know, you're not supposed to deep throat the thing.

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tyrone_at 8

you throw up AS USUAL..? thats gross

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leadman1989 15

All this sleep eating is RUINING your diet.

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