By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

That's nasty (Cleveland voice)

Oh god...I just threw up a little. Cockroach free at least.

Comments

Ummmm. WTF. You must have swallowed that thing in your sleep. Thats gross. But, when it comes to cockroaches... When you see one out and about, that means you are infested. Better get that checked or move the hell out. Omg. I'm sorry OP.

naomii776 7

Eww not cool You need to call a exterminater

DeeG12 0

Omg that's disgusting! Cockroaches are nasty I hate them!

SadSadKidd 1

The cockroaches side: Last night at a party some drunk bastard ate me I had to survive in his intestines for 12 hours.until he puked me this morning. FML

KiddNYC1O 20

Did it drop little reels of tape to remind you that you're alone?

DAMN!!!! That's gross. I do not want to know how it ended up in your mouth!

You should have swallowed the recommended 8 spiders in your sleep. They would have made a web and killed the cockroach. ...Also, you're not supposed to gag when you brush your teeth. What, are you brushing your tonsils?

floatguy 2

I guess u won't be sleeping with your mouth open anymore... & maybe some cotton for your ears too!!! Lol