By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
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Tripartita 44

On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!

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Irakli_1 27

The important thing is to wake up in the same country

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NicoTaylor1005 18

Notice she said "gentleMAN," singular, because when it comes to Spring Break, there's really only one in each group. xD

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mrbman 3

You sure as **** better not say you didn't consent in a few days.

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neuronerd 28

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Comrox 19

I'm in college and my spring break ends today.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Spring breaks are pretty spread out. Part of it depends on what type of term your school has.

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Suaria 38

My best friend is a college freshman like me and her spring break ends today.

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Jayms_fml 32

I attend two community colleges. Spring Break for one college starts next Monday and the other college's spring break starts the week after that.

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moocowmilk0 19

Thats your fault doe

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superspy3214 16

You got yourself into this so no sympathy from me whatsoever

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

So are you blaming your actions on spring break? That's your own fault.

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diego92 13

High goals in life, huh?

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pedinhuh 23

Look at all those morality fuckwads around here. It's spring break and she had a one night stand, so as did many of you here once in your life atleast. As long as you or your partner played it safe and sound, it's no big deal.

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Lefty_Guns 16

I don't think it's the one night stand people have issues with, it's the fact that the story implies that she has no clue what went on, and had family members desperately worried about her. If you get so drunk that you aren't sure what went on, then chances are you weren't in conrtol the night before, and you could have ended up in a dangerous situation. Typically having a safe sex in that situation would also go out of the window. And no, I'm not saying I have never had so much to drink that I woke up without a clue of how I got home, but that's not a safe situation to be in, and is best avoided.

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DoomedGemini 37

Some posters might have that concern and I agree with what you're saying, but there's sadly also a bunch of condemning and people looking down on op.

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jagott2 8

I don't think the story implies she doesn't know what happened the night before. Prior to reading the comments I interpreted the FML to be about how overprotective her mother is. Actually I still think that is a plausible intent of the FML. College student went out partying, ignored her calls/texts or turned her phone off, hooked up with a guy, then woke up the next morning to dozens of calls/texts from her overprotective mother.

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