When your that drunk, you don't really think rationally. It's hard enough to remember how sentence structure works let alone remembering no condom=baby

Happened to a girl I knew. Both her and the guy drunk on spring break. She woke up just like the OP and 9 months later she was a single mother. When having a drunk hook up protection is rarely used. If forgotten or if he takes it off knowing she won't notice. And when drunk the pull out game is very weak.

Being drunk doesn't mean she didn't use protection. Many forms of female birth control aren't applied at the exact moment of intercourse like a condom. The pill is taken every day regardless of sexual activity so if she's on the pill there's a good chance she took it earlier. There are also birth control options such as shots that are good for several months, birth control patch, IUDs, etc. Course I'm only referring to pregnancy protection not STI/STD protection.

Mine hasn't even started yet. The whole world doesn't revolve around you.

Having a one night stand doesn't automatically mean a woman is pregnant or has an STD. I find it ironic that when a guy has a one night stand I see very few (if any) comments saying he's going to be a father or saying he has an STD. Most comments are something along the lines of him being congratulated for 'getting his dick wet' or 'hitting that'. Yet when it's a woman it's assumed she's already 9 months pregnant with triplets, the father has changed his name and fled the country, and she has been diagnosed with chlamydia, HIV, herpes, and the common cold.

Do you need a farming implement?

Lol, what? It made sense from the beginning. She did something stupid while she was drunk. She won't be the first and won't be the last. I don't think she deserved it either. Hopefully she watches how much she drinks in the future and surrounds herself with trustworthy friends.

And i'm not saying this was not unsafe of her. It's always irresponsible to have sex with a stranger. But I literally don't understand how being condescending to her by saying she is "seeking attention" would be helpful or fair.

No it's not always irresponsible to have sex with a stranger. Maybe it's just ti people having fun

Women usually have sex because they like sex, not because they want attention.