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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
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Tripartita 44

On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!

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Irakli_1 27

The important thing is to wake up in the same country

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TheSaiyanQueen 8

I wouldn't be proud of that.

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bpx 1

So drunk you posted w your real name? Lol

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Mungolikecandy 19

Reading this I get the impression you feel you have let both yourself down and your family by making them worried for your safety. The fact you only state no bra or shirt suggests it was just second base rather than fully naked. The key here is learn from this experience and do not get in a position where it is replicated or worse happens.

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travidebla 8

What do you mean FML? Isn't that what spring break is for?

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MitiMiki 16

If you are waking up half naked in a strange mans bed, and were so incoherent that a 15 phone calls didn't wake you up, you may want to re-evaluate your relationship with alcohol. You put yourself in a very dangerous position.

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uzumakinurto 13

a little self respect and dignity might have prevented that whole situation next it might be welcome to the herpes ladies and gents..

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SexyMexi21 23

9 months later and 2 std tests later....

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beeeeee1 17

funny how most of you judge her as if you know exactly how her night happened from start to finish. she's merely sharing a conclusive side of her night. you guys have no idea whether she took birth control or if she used a condom or anything of the sort. if it was a man sharing a story like this you'd all be laughing right along with him, condom or not. lighten up folks.

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