By soph511 - 30/07/2012 18:05 - France - Hyères

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

Animals in heat are such a pain in the ass. My dog went into heat the first time before we could afford to get her spayed, and it was a nightmare. I don't know if cats are the same as dogs during heat cycles, but if they are, stock up on animal diapers.

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sarahlove281 4

6 - Ovulating women don't hump your leg, stick their anuses in you face when you wake up, pee on furniture to attract men, or run away from their SOs just for the purpose if getting purpose. Sorry, don't see the connection.

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jessmartin1993 6

And actually if the vet doesn't do a good job, the animals can keep having heat cycles, they just can't get pregnant. But I totally agree, spay and neuter!

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worldclassrager 39

cats are hard to understand...never know what is running through their minds...I am scared to ask what a Nazgûl is but I am curious...

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haggis12 6

My dog does almost exactly the same thing! Only difference is she's neutered...

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jessmartin1993 6

Your female dog had male parts taken off? Interesting. But female dogs can go into heat after being SPAYED if the vet missed part of the ovary, they just can't get pregnant.

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charla6609 2

Get her fixed or buy a diaper n you'll be fine.

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Cocokacho 2

This is why we spay our pets, kids. Also to keep them from adding to the stray animal population, but also to keep them from assaulting us with their asses and sexually confused kitty moans.

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PandaPandy 6

My cat was also in heat, the best thing to do is just get her fixed unless you want this cat to have babies. Other than that it won't be having pain anymore if you fix it :) hope this helps!

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noisebox 1

Does that pussy smell like rotten fish?

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niklyla 0

U should spay ur cat, health problems are sure to come later in life and u don't have to see her put her butt in ur face

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