Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but...

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

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maryann_massacre 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:59

Ugh, i've done that before. I woke up from my nap at 7:45 PM, and started getting ready for school. Took a shower, ate breakfast, got ready for class a class I thought I had in two hours. Yeah; never doing that again.

ammali 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 1:59

Oh man, that sucks.. I've done something like that, except I realised it before I got too woken up, and happily went back to sleep. Also, LOTS of people have to get up when it's still dark. I unfortunately have to be at work at 7 am so it's always dark when I leave my house.

azn_m16 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:05

Ughh I've done that before!!! I was like. ****! I woke up too early! I'm NEVER doing that again, hahah

dAznMutha 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:09

you need courage to take a shower? dont you mean will power?

Dhamy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:11

I agree with number 17! We've all done something similar at least once.

CaptainJellyBean 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

I must admit I have actually done that before, though I must say not quite that early.

suki987 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:15

Not everyone looks at clocks when they first wake up, and even sometimes they can read the clock wrong. I've done that numerous times; I thought my alarm clock said 6:00 [i wake up at 5] and, since I have dark curtains on my window it wouldnt have shown sunlight or not, so I jumped up and got ready for school-- it actually said 12:30 = I couldn't get back to sleep >_>

insomniacdude 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:21

Why would you not look at the time when you wake up? That's literally one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. You definitely deserve this.

fail_truck 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:29

Wow. I didn't know that -not being able to look at a clock when you wake up and thus making an idiot out of yourself- was such an epidemic.

JP101 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:30

I've done that before! Never that early, though. I usually will take a nap, and i've woken up at 7PM, thinking it was 7AM...got redressed and drove to work only to realize it was the same day lol.