Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but...

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

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greenman_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:45

It's 22 past the witchin hour! Make a wish and meet a witch. Touch her willy jillies and tell a man life.

rickybobby13 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:53

haha ive done this many times

Naaynaay15 4

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:53

oh man. i have done that before. i even looked at the clock....without my glasses. i comeback and see the time. i'm already dressed and all. see the time is like 12:48 ...curse a but and go tu sleep

JDHtheGR8T 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:02

I hate it when you take a nap in the pm and you wake up and think it's morning. that happened to me all the time in college...LOL so I can see this happening.

sjl89 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:27

to all the people making fun of the "gather up the courage to take a shower". i don't know if it's just me but i never want to take a shower when im lying in my warm bed. so **** yes, i have to gather courage to pry myself out of bed into a cold hallway to get clean. lol

x3Kiome 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:34

HAHA. That sucks. D: That's why I always look at the clock before gettin' out of bed. That sucks to be up and ready at like 3 AM. But then, can't you tell the difference in the light? Everytime I wake up, the sun is shining into my eyes....

ChrisJNelson 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:36

I've soooo done this. I'll wake up in the middle of the night (no alarm), think it's time for school, shower and get ready, only to realize it's the middle of the night.

melissa_10 7

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:53

did you not see that it was dark?

angelicaSu 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 8:00

I don't really understand how you can be reluctant to wake up and not look at the clock? Well something similar has happened to me but not that bad... Once I woke up and looked at my alarm clock, 6 am. I started to prepare myself for getting out of bed. About ten minutes later I was wide awake so I jumped out of bed only to realize it was Saturday.