Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but...

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

Comments

Zwink 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:17

I have ALMOST done that once, i got up and was about to take a shower, then realized it was only 3:30 AM

ilse1989 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:17

Haha, i've been there. And I feel your pain. :p

Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:26

How could you not notice the clock? The people saying it would have been light out obviously have never lived up North, where in the winter the sun may not rise until 8-9AM. But clocks work everywhere!

starvingxartist 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:30

i can't see this unless you live alone, which, unless you're in college and have an apartment, how are you living alone while going to school? my mom would be like what the **** are you doing????

lmao_rofl9 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:33

i've done that before, lmao.

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:59

I did this a few times. This isn't really a FML.

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:59

you need courage to take a shower?

IfuckingHateYou 5

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:10

you 'gathered the courage to go take a shower'? what? were you scared the soap was gonna beat you sensless? word choice, ppl. word choice.

iPhanny 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:31

Do you not look at the clock when you get ready? .__. -__-

mamaReese 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 6:39

I can relate. My alarm clock rang. I woke up, showered, got all ready and was really glad i was going to be on time. I looked at the clock and I realized it wasn't even 3. I decided to sleep again, and ended up being late to school. =( (Turns out I only dreamt that my alarm clock rang)