Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but...

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

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flavor_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:31

I never did this... 1, I usually sleep late, like 1 oclock or after 2, I seems to know what about the time it is, which means how much I had sleep. I will have a general idea of what time that is. 3, I still have many ways to check: clocks, watches, alarm, cellphone.. this thing would never happen to me

Metal1209 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:32

Yea, happened to me before. But hey, at least you get to go back to bed!

idk09 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:38

geeez why is everyone being so nasty? when it happened to me ilooked at the clock and thought i was late for my state test and starting running around my room looking for my uniform, not caring about looking out the window to make sure the sun was up, getting to my test was more important! then my mom was like.. what is wrong with you ? its 330?

witchbaby4 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:41

lol I have done that more than once, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that dumb! :)

chea_chea 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:45

HAHA this happened to me before, a few years back. Only difference is, it was more like 1 or 2 in the morning when all was said and done. I realized something was off when it wasn't starting to get light out and I took a look at the clock...Needless to say I felt pretty dumb. Hasn't happened lately though, I almost always wake up late now and rush around, I need to start getting to sleep earlier I guess :/

nikkiwashere 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:45

i have done that too but it was my moms fault

missus_butter 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:51

YDI for not looking at your clock. Even if you didn't realize you woke up weirdly early, you should have checked so you'd know if you'd be on time or late.