By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML
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watchme 11

I suggest locking your door at night

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shorty6823 28

I don't think he's old enough to really understand death... And how permanent it is

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jcamp18 1

I fear for what this kid could become if not supervised

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laden_swallow09 34

Doesn't matter. It's destructive behavior and should be dealt with accordingly.

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TheDrifter 23

You never played dead before? My ol'lady does it every time I climb into bed. He's likely playing doctor or something while she slept and her waking up wasn't supposed to happen yet. Not really destructive behavior.

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edris_305 21

A future serial killer is on its way :-)

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pattayarick 8

Well, you are the evil one, and he was sent here to save us from you.

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Shazam25 7

That was too funny. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help laughing. Lol

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besitos30 5

My 5 year old knows and understands what death is... Maybe OP just isn't a very good mother? :P

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jannatanelle 5

#77 a little harsh don't you think?! and I highly doubt your 5 yr old grasps the full meaning of death unless some one very close to him her has died recently and then how can you call her a bad mother that her child hasn't had to experience death yet ?! everyone knows how to raise the child except those who are

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4Madden 19

Geez woman, put a leash on your little demon. Didn't your mom ever tell how to properly care for the little bastards?

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lylotrezor 20

80, didn't your mom teach you how to not be an asshole?

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