By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Oh, how it shot from his member like a geyser from the earth Covering the room with the bittersweet aroma of piss The drip on the walls, it running down his balls Oh the majestic beauty, splendor precipitating

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Florg 0

lol he painted the room yellow, a perfect baby color.

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fuck_YOUR_lives 0

FIND YOUR PENIS HEAAAAAA! ONE DOLLA ONE DOLLA!! FIND YOUR PENISSS!

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volleyballgirl16 0

no 40 was talking about 34 who said it was semen which is sorta unbelievable god people read before you say something

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honeydoodles 0

I'm happy for your son's joyful discovery. Too bad you had to clean up. :-)

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sohnoh 0

My nephew did the same when he was about 12months old :P It was cute yet so disgusting. After that we put training pants over his diaper to keep him from easily removing it :D

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teiso_fml 0

At least you can start stocking up on all the embarrassing stories to tell his girlfriends for years to come...

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metalfan333 0

ahahaha what an awesome baby!

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fmylife245 0

my mom told me that when my older cousin was a baby his ..... flipped up and pointed straight at his face when she was changing once when she was babysitting him and he peed in his face

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follis292 0

I think that baby deserves a BRAND NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

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