Kids: Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could...

By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By finalyearsofhate - 13/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

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Thursday 10 September 2009 1:16

Oh, how it shot from his member like a geyser from the earth Covering the room with the bittersweet aroma of piss The drip on the walls, it running down his balls Oh the majestic beauty, splendor precipitating

Florg 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:11

lol he painted the room yellow, a perfect baby color.

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Cardinal_Ximenez 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 15:34

Totally normal. Not really FML material. It's funny, but that's about it.

Nonamerequired 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 15:35

why is this an FML? =S

DeadHead86 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:39

This is hilarious! I think grown men like to watch themselves pee too. Who wouldn't want to have the ability to write their name in the snow?

shopping456xoxo 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:50

That's hilarious! :P

damnablefate 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:19

That's the funniest ******* thing I've heard all day.

phatistpat 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:30

just cause it might happen every day doesn't mean it can't be posted or should be criticized for having been posted. and does every single person who falls victim to this come on here and post? not that i'm aware of. don't be such ******* boner kills.

JerryYelton 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:44

Hahaha! That made me laugh soo hard! That is so funny!

aerothekian 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:47

"HEY I FOUND MY PENIS, what happens when i stroke it repeatedly?!"

HagelBagel 0

Friday 11 September 2009 8:46

You're going to have a whole new set of problems in about 12 years.

corriland 0

Friday 11 September 2009 19:13

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