By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Oh, how it shot from his member like a geyser from the earth Covering the room with the bittersweet aroma of piss The drip on the walls, it running down his balls Oh the majestic beauty, splendor precipitating

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Florg 0

lol he painted the room yellow, a perfect baby color.

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fogrunner 13

YDI for breeding. :)

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GazeboFoppery 0

Just wait till he realizes it's more fun to hit mommy or daddy with said urine. My son's favourites were to shoot it either across the kitchen, or onto the nice, big, fluffy sheep dog.

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maddiesonnn 0

haha hes playing wit himself... hes giving himself a handjob fool!

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summerhot_fml 2

haha awww you got to admit thats kind of adorable

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haniam16 6

shouldve painted the room yellow! or get better diaperds... YDI

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kruschev33 0

you sick bitch you don't care about your son and just use a monitor and just listen to him while raving with your friends about cars and shit why not kill a few people because you are clearly helping the human race advance

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HurleyCarlton 0

At least it wasn't aimed at you!

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ILOVESMOSH16 1

Thats adorable!

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