By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Oh, how it shot from his member like a geyser from the earth Covering the room with the bittersweet aroma of piss The drip on the walls, it running down his balls Oh the majestic beauty, splendor precipitating

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Florg 0

lol he painted the room yellow, a perfect baby color.

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FTFL 0

this sounds more like a MLIA submission. it's funny :D

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NatalieForRizzle 0

Lmao. I'm sorry, this isn't an FML. This is ******* funny. If my child did that, I'd laugh with him. xD It's kinda cuteee.

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bluedoll 1

How is this an FML? Here is the thing: Kids play with themselves. It is something new and it is funny. My nephew made his make sounds whenever he touched it. Urine is sterile. It smells, but it can be cleaned. Welcome to parenthood, buy bleach and keep the kid in another room. And if you weren't ready for this, too f*ckin late. You have to be prepared. For those who say he'll do worse, you're right. But by then at least they try to hide the evidence somewhat.

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whyohwhyohwhy 0

exactly, may i recommend zip up pj's, my boy is 2.5 and still in them because, to him, that pesky diaper is in the way of his "new toy" during the night.

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ziqi92 0

that is hysterical. at this age, babies r still exploring the wonders of being able to control their own body.

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