Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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pussywhipedmofo 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:10

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

shovels 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:11

Who 'nose' why he did that...

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iSurf_fml 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:31

Very kinky...

castrosabeast 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:38

what a weirdo

IGotNippleRings 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:38

Maybe you had one gnarly ass booger and he was tired of looking at it, at least he is lookin out for ya! :)

charliesheen 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:40

is his new nickname "gold finger"???

stallion2521 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:41

is your nose by his balls??

hardcoreFML4223 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:43

tasty

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:44

ewww gross, much?

blondie1208 17

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:45

what a little snot.

tygaidos 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:47

WTF

heartbrakej 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:48

well I ain't sayin' she a gold digga

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