By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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pussywhipedmofo 4

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

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shaaayyee 0

doesn't he know that you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you cannot pick your friends nose?

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jackt2034 0

if only you were my friends girlfriend, he's told me he asks to pick her nose.

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waywil 0

Does your friend not have his own nose to pick?

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thinkinboutyou12 0

i dont know how to respond...congrats, i guess??? 0.o. thats kinda creepy. maybe he was looking for gold??...

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breebreerose 0

he was trying to pick a winner.

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HomeAl0ne 20

There's a simple explanation. While you're asleep he picks his own nose and puts the boogers into yours. You happened to wake up just as he was inserting it, so he had to lie to cover up. It happens more often than you think.

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ijustcame12 0

yea that sure is an fyl, ya stupid ****.

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ijustcame12 0

why is every comment that is posted (besides mine) from a bunch of ****** *******. and why are the creators of fml gay? **** your gay website stupid *****. I hope south park rips on yo ****** ASS!!!

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