By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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pussywhipedmofo 4

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

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holagranola 15

you can't pick your friends.. but you can pick their noses !

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holagranola 15

** you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends noses !

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brookelyn2011 0

Its actually you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose.

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salvyluv 0

he's a keeper ! although if e tried to eat it then... dump him !

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mrbattleman 10

and I was always told you can't pick your friends noses, only my nose or my friends

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Came here to say this. But I guess you can say instead, that that relationship is completely .... boogered. *puts on sunglasses* YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

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XxHunterHavocxX 0

Be careful OP. You've got a gold digger right there.

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The_Hitchhiker 0

At least he doesn't have a booger fetish (as far as we know.)

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Soloman212 28

And instead he expected to find what exactly in her nose?

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IndigoFuckYou 9

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your girlfriend's nose.

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RandomChickXD 0

but that's why he did it, OP's bf was trying to prove you CAN pick your girlfriend's nose

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