By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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pussywhipedmofo 4

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

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bellakaykid 6

Aw, it shows his inner hygiene instinct. Shows his caring for your cleanliness, too!

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Stupend0us 7

He probably snuck a finger up your butt when you were sleeping, and sniffed it.

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aileenriot 0

hit her in the face!

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milansarpal 0

don't you mean him or do you really think she deserves to be hit on the face for waking up at the wrong time????

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ishtired 0

Did he at least use protection?

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milansarpal 0

thats gross what if he's done that before though... only those times he ate it :0

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ShrukiantheMad 0

He cares about your hygiene! Or, maybe he was plugging your nose because of your snoring.

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iLove2LoveU 0

that's-not cool

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em1nem13 0

that's how you know it's time to break up

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idgts 0

did he ask if you wanted to eat it? hahaha

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