By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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ewmoldycheese 14

The real question is which cheek?

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FrankHotpants 31

Next time you're both sitting around together just casually ask, "sooo uhmm...WTF?!"

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gracehi 31

*Zap Branigan's voice* He just wanted a taste of sweet, sweet, candy.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

I think it's that time of the year to find a new roommate.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Check the kitchen, if the pantry is stocked with some fava beans and a nice chianti, get your ass out of there pronto.

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perdix 29

You should take a stronger sleeping pill. You probably want to stay thoroughly unconscious while all of the licking and probing activities are going on.

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iisisaac 9

next time you go to sleep, put something gross on your cheek so that if it ever happens again you'll have a surprise in store!

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cakefete2 30

Never seen one, but i imagine this might be the start of a rather kinky gay porno.

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EphMi 5

that's sexy...assuming one of you is a girl, even better if both are girls!

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LolAtMyPosts 10

I'm not even going to begin bitching about how wrong that statement is.

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lollypop30001 19

Ok time to move out.

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