By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
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flufee2 27

Just start masturbating beside her next time

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colvindj 22

She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.

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lonelystrangers 7

well that sounds like an awkward relationship

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worldclassrager 39

What did she expect you to say? Better luck next time OP..,

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madriver10 4

that's...different

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RabbitOfAurora 28

I thought it was very sweet gesture OP. And good on you for asking consent and not just helping yourself.

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PeachiePrincess 16

Maybe she was just embarrassed about it. There might have been a reason she was doing it when you were asleep. Just try your best to comfort her, and tell her it's nothing to be ashamed about :)

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Brightbulb 39

Wow, how is it okay for girls to offer help to a guy, yet the guy is a pervert for offering to her. This is why I can't stand double standards, the men get the shaft, and the women the juicy fruit.

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quackImapenguin 16

Um, no. We've only established that one girl has the opinion that a guy offering to help out is perverted. You don't even know whether or not she thinks that her offering to help out him out would be perverted, so she isn't necessarily even being hypocritical. Since it isn't a common view, it isn't a double standard.

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HowsBoutaRoadie 8

dump that prude...while telling her her fat ass hatchet wound smells like an old fish that sat out in the sun for a week.

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