By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 948
You deserved it 8 126

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just start masturbating beside her next time

colvindj 22

She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.

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What a biatch. Time for a period of your own solo handling, followed by a new partner! :)

i believe your girlfriend is what most people call a feminist

stirbnichtvormir 14

Don't take it personal OP. She was probably just embarrassed and that's how she reacted.

buttcramp 21

this really needs a follow up lol I'm trying to imagine her reasons for this and I got nothin'..

Drian91800 7

Don't ask, just do. But I guess you won't get a re-try after that.

Maybe she wasn't actually masturbating, just had an itch or something and it looked like she was masturbating. That would explain why she reacted that way. Then again I could be wrong. She may just have been embarrassed and overreacted

I wonder what she'd do if you tried to have sex with her?