By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
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flufee2 27

Just start masturbating beside her next time

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colvindj 22

She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.

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SmokinGuns 13

Why ********** when you can have sex?...

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ecascio2010 9

Wow what a prude! If you were my bf I would have said Yes and then started making out with you.

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October3461 12

I think she was upset that you talked to her when she might have been close to her O moment girls need to concentrate op

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grashopper8 7

She was just embarrassed. You said the right thing, better than trying to pretend that you were still asleep, how awful! When she's more confident she'll come around :)

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luvmypony 6

girlfriend sounds like a bit of a prude seems how she was diddling her self n then has the nerve to call u a pervert? um.....she may want to rethink herself

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honestjane 22

Nobody loves you like you. At least your own hand rarely disappoints.

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