By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 946
You deserved it 8 125

Same thing different taste

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Just start masturbating beside her next time

colvindj 22

She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.

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You, poor, poor man. I'm sorry.

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