By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
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Grimmerie 31

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

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HonestTruth 5

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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schnitzel123 11

That is gross

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shutupanddance 0

That's how they all start out, OP. She'll be eating scabs next! *ten more people lose whatever was left of their appetites*

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mandahoney 0

Am I the only one that wishes I coulda seen the look on her face when he caught her? I feel like I read somewhere that eating your own snot builds up your immunity and thinking who the **** tested that? Maybe she just didn't want you to get sick.

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hhhwat 0

With a girlfriend like that, who needs enemies

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TrentF13 12

Sounds like my girlfriend. I wake up to her popping my zits and wiping the pus off on me.

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SakeGurl 9

That's just Naaaaaasty. As Cleveland would say .

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