By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
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Grimmerie 31

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

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HonestTruth 5

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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Candice0687 0

Then I say it's time to Start thinking of a good prank to do on

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xxmckenzierae 5

Do you like boogers??

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KiddNYC1O 20

It wouldn't be on FML if he did...

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xxmckenzierae 5

Oh wow thumbed down. Rude much?

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nofearjenshere 12

Noor, I just clicked on your profile because you changed your picture and I realized you had 666 comments. I wish you still had your nun picture, it would have been ironic. Haha.

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nofearjenshere 12

^ But she doesn't have a penis!

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daydreamer244 13

Maybe she was getting it off of your lip and it just seemed like she was putting it on your lip....yeah....

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awilso13 8

This is different? I think I would have flipped out for a bit upon waking to that.

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OL_What_FER 1

Maybe you shouldn't pick and eat her scabs then

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wildone123 6

I think u didn't give him enough pleasure last night so he picked his nose put it on ur finger and took it of and put it in ur mouth

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Jaoriprilj 17

Missed the part where the OP said "girlfriend," did you?

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