By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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MilleeMacabre 8

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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Ultimate_No 7

What an awkward first sentence.

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Ultimate_No 7

And now it's edited

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zango1 15

In this instance I think you should make him clean up his own mess, hungover or not. If he ever tells you that he went to the bathroom to pee when drunk and the light turned on automatically for him he may be pissing in your refrigerator.

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DropBearMeat 23

I am told by my parents that I almost pissed in the fridge in a hotel room while sleepwalking once. I guess that they must have been awakened by the light coming on and stopped me. I'd be embarrassed by the event, but I have no way of verifying that they weren't just puling my leg since I was asleep at the time. If it's the truth, **** their lives, I guess.

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tj4234 35

He could have actually been asleep when he did this. Some sleeping disorders can cause this. It happens to my friend.

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tinysocks 11

Unless that condition he's got includes two broken arms, he could still clean it up himself...

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appelflap 22

Drag his nose through them.. Or hide them in his working bag.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Pissing taking a piss...? Is it just me or does that not make sense?

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eur0 14

Thats not normal he might have a disease like Alzheimers or something ,I would get it checked out.

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SMHsohard 22

Or, he could have just been walking in his sleep. Perfectly healthy people doing weird shit in their sleep is very common. Why do people always go for the big ticket diseases when they hear one symptom? Personally, I blame WEBMd

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eur0 14

I was thinking Alzheimer's because he didn't remember doing it and i thought he was awake while doing it ,but now that you mention sleep walking or in other words sleep peeing that makes alot more sense so good point.

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SMHsohard 22

And at least he was doing something relatively innocuous (nasty, but innocuous). My college room mate tried to drive while asleep; fortunately she didn't actually have her keys in her hand.

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EUPHORlA 12

"Today, I woke up to my husband pissing taking a piss..." Huh?

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zilla52 12

sleep pissing its a real thing

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zandalee 19

Especially if you are extremely pissed

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