Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor.... - FML

By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

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MilleeMacabre 8

Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:12

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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SpicyDuck 22

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:48

I'd be pissed.

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:48

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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fatlemonjefferso 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:23

I almost YDI'd you because you cleaned it up. Don't be his doormat.

wtffml1979 22

Monday 8 April 2013 16:21

@136 might be distasteful, but still funny. I say that all the time. My wife just rolls her eyes now lol.

nolefan 15

Monday 15 April 2013 3:55

I hate to admit it, but I've done the same thing, and my response was the same..except I had to clean the carpet hungover the next day...

badgirl00069 19

Monday 1 July 2013 16:44

I agree with number 92 a Dan good woman will do whatever for her man

nicholasj96 9

Sunday 25 August 2013 14:41

You don't have to clean his piss, he's the one that peed . Smh

GemmaAnne 10

Sunday 23 March 2014 18:15

Hey OP my dad was really drunk went to the bar at 5 pm came back at 6 in the morning. And has tried peeing on the floor luckily my mom asked him what he was doing cause they were going to bed my dad was sleeping on the floor of course.…. Any way same situation :)

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 20 September 2014 21:53

Why do YOU have to clean up HIS piss? Even if he doesn't remember the event, he should trust your recollection and fix the issue. Sorry, OP.

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