By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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MilleeMacabre 8

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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Top comments

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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DontGuessMyName 5

Maybe he was sleepwalking or something. Or he has some sort of mental disease. Offer to take him to a psychotherapist and it may log his memory.

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Powerage66 16

I've done this about 3 times, once at my girlfriends and the other 2 in my room. I was pretty drunk every time.

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akstyle 3

Same with me but it only happened once! My girlfriend was pissed off! I was half a sleep! And still drunk!

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csi_fml 19

Don't you know theirs a rule you never interrupt a man while he's peeing

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jessherself13 21

Why are YOU cleaning up HIS piss? You should have made him clean it up.

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jiraii 9

you should have rubbed his nose in it

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tehdarkness 21

U keep your clothes on the floor?

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MilleeMacabre 8

They had just been washed and folded and were in a laundry basket.

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akstyle 3

I did this same thing before many, many years ago when I was in my mid 20's. it was after a long night of drinking! I was dreaming I was in the bathroom but I was standing up at the corner of the bed. Same thing but it was my girlfriend and I told her to shut up as well I am taking a piss. She was freaking out too, "THAT'S NOT THE BATHROOM"! LMAO

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Did you at least clean after yourself?

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MR_RODSQUAD 11

I've actually done this, but it was on my brothers computer chair. My dad thought I was possessed and started praying around the house.

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Solipsist 12

Rub his nose in it "bad husband! Bad husband!"

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