By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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MilleeMacabre 8

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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horrorfield 6

Ydi for not making him clean up his own mess

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Sakura13_fml 11

"He has no recollection of this event." Sure he hasn't...

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maszaros 9

If your clothes hadn't been on the floor they wouldn't have been peed on! Sounds like you're both a bit messy!

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The_F3rris 11

Its better to be pissed off than pissed on...

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roeboat72 22

lol my cousin did this to me once but I was on the floor in a sleeping bag next to the spot where he pissed. It was in his bedroom too lol.

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etishuman22 32

You could have put a pot under him. Then there would have been less clean up.

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