Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor.... - FML

By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

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MilleeMacabre 8

Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:12

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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SpicyDuck 22

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:48

I'd be pissed.

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Tuesday 2 April 2013 23:48

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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horrorfield 6

Wednesday 3 April 2013 11:44

Ydi for not making him clean up his own mess

kezzamumma 3

Wednesday 3 April 2013 11:51

He has to clean up his piss wrf?

Sakura13_fml 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 14:21

"He has no recollection of this event." Sure he hasn't...

maszaros 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 15:31

If your clothes hadn't been on the floor they wouldn't have been peed on! Sounds like you're both a bit messy!

armyaggie 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 15:38

Was he drunk or just sleep-peeing?

ebrainer1 9

Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:36

Get out, Bart! I'm piss!

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:55

Its better to be pissed off than pissed on...

roeboat72 22

Wednesday 3 April 2013 18:06

lol my cousin did this to me once but I was on the floor in a sleeping bag next to the spot where he pissed. It was in his bedroom too lol.

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 3 April 2013 19:52

Make him clean it.

etishuman22 32

Wednesday 3 April 2013 21:27

You could have put a pot under him. Then there would have been less clean up.

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