By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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MilleeMacabre 8

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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naiveprophet 15

I'm sorry but uh, why do YOU have to clean up his urine?

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marshyq 8

...and that's when you stop drinking

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mommy1996 6

My boyfriend got drunk one night and peed on the dog cage.... And the dog.

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tennovyr 1

I just posted the same thing lol, my boyfriend just woke up and pissed in the corner of our room in the laundry bin, pee soaked work shirts and clothes, i feel ur pain girl

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Exaspera 54

Why do you have to clean it up? This will only encourage him!

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MadamBri 4

I won't clean up his piss. Chica make him do it. He a grown ass man, he'll be able to do it.

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MilleeMacabre 8

He had been out drinking the night before. And our clothes were folded in a basket.. Why didn't I make him clean it up? Because if I had, it would have never gotten done.. Men..

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cetlawizard 15

I'd have made him clean it up & tell him if he's going to go to bed drunk...he can sleep in the bathroom in the bath tub & lock him in there for the night. That's BS that you feel you have to clean up after a grown man as if he were a child...maybe he should cut back or quit drinking all together.

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