By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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MilleeMacabre 8

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

He couldn't clean up the piss or do laundry why?

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Bunny21 11

I think that the worst part about all this is you saying You have to clean it up. Grow some balls and make Him clean it up!!!!!

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Jacksparrow72 21

That's gross.

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onorexveritas 23

that's a sleeping disorder... a very nasty one. assuming he was actually sleeping

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shutup15 5

Yes because my urine stink as bad as yours and I piss on the floor all the time.

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sikunt89_fml 16

Ha.. gross. Why is it your responsibility to clean it, is it because you know he will take too long to get around to it? Rub his nose in it like he is your pet.. although I wouldn't do that to a pet, it'd be fun to do it to a human.

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