Kids: Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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irish_lad 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance

cutycat136 28

Monday 25 May 2015 0:02

How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.

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mattiscg 22

Monday 25 May 2015 0:02

next time make it clear to her and your parnets beat her down, when kick her when shes down so she knowns to never do it again....

cutycat136 28

Monday 25 May 2015 0:02

How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.

e_is_for_eli 12

Monday 25 May 2015 0:41

well, she's strong enough to leave red marks which leads me to believe that she probably isn't super young. either way that's totally inappropriate behavior and the parents definitely need to take the situation more seriously.

flopstar 21

Monday 25 May 2015 0:04

Believe it or not in 10 years your sister & you will be best friends

Pawpels 9

Monday 25 May 2015 0:28

Or in 10 years OP could be dead and the sister could be in jail because people with Anti-Social Personality Disorder and Psychopathy begin showing signs in childhood

leogachi 15

Monday 25 May 2015 0:33

Not all sisters are best friends, you idiot.

Exaspera 54

Monday 25 May 2015 2:52

If s/he lives that long!

rizzkiyoshi 19

Monday 25 May 2015 3:17

no. my brother strangled me too. we are not even slightly friends.

Ritokage 3

Monday 25 May 2015 0:09

I can understand people going through different phases in life, but that's still not an excuse for attempted murder. Seriously, if your parents aren't gonna do anything about it, then you should get in contact with the proper authorities.

RealSuperSand 21

Monday 25 May 2015 0:14

Get that little psycho into the facility she needs to be in ASAP op.

mip_92 29

Monday 25 May 2015 0:20

You definitely need to talk to someone about this and fast. Clearly your parents don't care. Get help from a professional and try to stop this before it happens again. Take pictures of the marks she left for evidence and make it clear that they're on your neck as well. I hope that helps you and I hope we get a follow up soon.

kayla2228 14

Monday 25 May 2015 0:22

Well, at least you got to punch her. Too bad your parents are dicks. Sorry op.

Pawpels 9

Monday 25 May 2015 0:27

Get her help ASAP. That could be a sign of anti-social personality disorder

lovelockdown23 23

Monday 25 May 2015 0:28

Yeah okay. will you be exaggerating when the life slowly leaves you next time she wants to go psycho on you? she needs help to get her through whatever "phase" she is going through and your parents need help for allowing such a thing. Smh I would be sleeping with a lock on my door. you obviously need protection from your sister and your parents.