Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked.... - FML

By notsurprised - 01/08/2011 12:55 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By SCREWED - 15/07/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

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By Beth - 28/04/2013 13:16 - United States - Raleigh

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Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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goatfeathers 1

Monday 1 August 2011 19:01

I don't envy your life.

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Monday 1 August 2011 19:02

Just be thankful it wasn't your dad... And that you have clean dishes.

Comments

captianKool 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:12

Show her but strutting around in the nude..... At my house

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 11 November 2011 21:49

Next time take pictures :)

ObeseInfant 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:10

Struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass

TygaLover1 1

Friday 30 March 2012 4:47

Lol , this is funny .

cantWin19 8

Sunday 29 July 2012 17:09

This actually made me lol

richiefitz 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 21:53

Lol best breakfast ever

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