By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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MrConcise 34

And only quadruple the risk of infection! I'm a doctor, this is fact.** **This is a lie.

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cakefete2 30

Na. She's not original enough. Her designs are too "cookie-cutter".

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Maaska 16

That might actually end up being awesome

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cakefete2 30

Time will "bear" witnesses as to which of you two is telling the truth.

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ProudDaddy 7

That's awesome lol

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queen_missy 1

That's kinda cute though. Lol. Im sorry it hurt though

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Littlelee240 11

That's a metal tattoo.

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dudeman1212 22

Maybe you can tattoo some details on and make that ****** gorgeous

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Epickitty58 29

Sounds like a beary awkward situation . . . I hope things don't turn grizzly with you and your little cousin.

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mkayden 23

Well.. At least it's a cute scar..? No? Ok...

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