By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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rabid_otaku 29

Just remembear to love your niece despite what she did. I'm sure she loves you beary much. If you can still love her in return after this morning, you're a furbulous, pawsome, bearriffic aunt/uncle.

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BrettB321 15

Chicks dig scars in the shape of teddy bears? Lmao

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GDragonsSwag 21

Throwback Thursday (Even though it's Saturday, but IDGAF): That one time when a teddy bear was carved into my leg. Oh, those were the days!

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VooDooCarrie91 19

Some people do that already instead of tattoos, its called sacrification. You're just trendy now!

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MinnieMinx 5

Sorry that happened Op. An aloe Vera plant or a cream with vitamin E in it will help to prevent scarring

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Epikouros 31

There's also a special silicone cream, which is effective for a longer time after the injury (up to six months I think).

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ceelos97 16

What? Where was her mother to stop this?

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