By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

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Zero_TAlent_ 23

You could say that prank was "scarring" And that joke was really "hammered" into you. ... You could say these puns are horrible and I would agree...

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Zero_TAlent_ 23

How did I forget unBEARable... *facepalm*

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cakefete2 30

You didn't forget. You just put the "bear" essentials first.

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rosco98 16

well it could've been worse, it could have been a giant heart with I love you scrolled across the middle. good luck explaining that one

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pikawarriors 18

That sounds easier to explain than a teddy bear.

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Llama_Face89 33

I'm not sure how badass a teddie bear scar could be.

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wanted_2_want 40

You two will always have an unereasable moment.

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dawood_k 27

It's rude to decline a gift... Regardless of what it is, where's your manners

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cakefete2 30

Guess what the nickname for herpes is? Would you be obliged to accept that "gift" as well?

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umerin 32

It was kind of impossible to decline that gift

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Sandsh8rk 36

Was she trying to give you a cutie mark?

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gracehi 31

Really, it could be much worse... At least it wasn't one of those cookie cutters they sell in sex shops.

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sjhill 32

It's a great conversation starter!

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worldclassrager 39

Well you can get a teddy bear tattoo the outline is already there...or just keep it covered...

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kiaora_fml 11

A friend of mine was told when she had surgery to put the oil from a vitamin e capsules twice a day to minimize scaring after initial wound. It helped her greatly. Also could be worse, she could of used a 'risky' cookie cutter. What did the mother of the child say?

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