By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 709
You deserved it 3 398

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.

isitofficial_ 0

LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD

Comments

Please tell me u killed ur son or at least beat the hell out of him. That's animal cruelty right there. This better be a 5 year old kid or younger because other wise ur kids is sadistic and might be a murderer in the making....

LOL at number 12. Kill your son for putting a cat in a dryer and not turning it on. Sounds like you're the murderer, wanting to beat the hell out of a little kid. :P

Wow. You would honestly beat your son for such a trivial thing? You're the one who's sadistic, not the kid.

BAM! & thats how you make kitty suprise! Now pour in a bowl and enjoy! Great for parties!

Jrook 0

he just put it in the dryer. no harm done kids do that all the time. cat urine is just about the worst smelling thing I can imagine, I bet a dead and toasted/dried cat would smell better

really, no harm done? she has to buy another bloody dryer.

ladida94 0

what the hell girl/ boy or watever you are!!???

@44: I've never done that. I had enough common sense to know that only CLOTHES go in the dryer. :

boatkicker 4

#44 didn't say that ALL kids do it. They said that kids do that kind of stuff all the time. And they do. Not all kids, and most kids who do it, will only do it once. It is not, however, a rare occurrence at all.

LOLYLIF 0

Lol, you'd kill your own son just because he put a cat in the dryer and didn't turn it on? I hope to God you never become a parent.

Yeah...don't ever become a parent. You already seem to be a horrible one in the making. And it really isn't animal cruelty. They were not starving the cat, beating it, and did not turn the dryer etc.

MissNicky_fml 0

Dont ever become a parent. It sounds like your the murderer. Its not animal cruelty he didnt hurt the cat, but what your talking about is child abuse, so just like stop.

Lithiette 9

Oh please. We don't even know how old that child is. When my ex boyfriend was very little he dug up his neighbor's dead puppy and put it in the microwave out of curiosity. He's not a murderer, although he certainly is an asshole and has incredibly poor judgment. I wish I could think of a better example, but my point is, all children do sadistic things when they are young! Besides, this child didn't even turn the dryer on! He may have been pretending he was sending the cat on a space mission. Toddlers don't understand what it means to be humane to people and animals. It's simply a stage of life. Don't take it for more than what it is.

I think you should replace your idiot son with a kid from Haiti.

FCChelsea 3

if the dryer WAS turned on then that cat will have 8 lives left (unless it died a few times before this)

BingoTheGringo 0

Try using CLR to clean it out. That should get rid of the smell.

Your son did it wrong. It's supposed to be a hamster, not a cat, and it's supposed to go in the microwave, not the dryer. BTW, don't use Febreze. It doesn't disinfect, nor does it clean. Hell, it doesn't even remove the smell; it just covers it up.

Some towns don't allow for people to use clothes lines. I plan to dry most of my clothes outside, but I plan to use my dryer for my underwear.

#23 is correct. My neighbourhood actually has bylaws against clotheslines, so we use our dryer.

I just moved out of condo apartments - I don't know if there were rules about clotheslines or not but there wasn't space for me to hang stuff to dry outside. Depending on space inside, you could hang stuff to dry inside, but you need to have organization about it for it to work right without looking cluttered.

Run the dryer with some old clothes in it. The higher electric bill is cheaper than a new dryer.

I don't believe this one, there isn't enough oxygen in there for the cat to survive a whole night.

baffledkitten 0

It's possible to close the door enough to prevent a cat from getting out, but for it to still be open enough to let air in. I always have to make sure to hip-check the dryer in the house I rent, otherwise the door doesn't shut all the way and my dryer won't start. OP - Hahaha. Not gonna lie, I LOL'd at this. Poor kitty. I hope you scolded your son soundly.

my dryer is vented outside the house, plenty of air comes in.

You're an idiot...how do you think air gets in there in the first place? There are vents in it to let air in and out. So the next time you have a thought...let it go.

nichele 0

eee gadd good thing he didn't turn the dryer on but sucks for your dryer ...