By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
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ashleynonymous 0

At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.

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isitofficial_ 0

LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD

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allmidnighteyes 10

Who the **** puts a cat in the dryer? Was he inebriated? Maybe high as ****?

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containsnosoy 0

Ah, yes, because most little kids are high as F*ck. ...and if he's not a little kid, let's hope he is high as F*ck, instead of someday becoming a serial killer/the weirdest practical joke player ever.. o_0

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MissNicky_fml 0

hes a little kid!

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containsnosoy 0

I'd take having to get a new dryer because of cat urine over having to get a new dryer because your cat died during a dryer cycle any day. At least you cat's still alive, and you get to talk to your son about what to not do with the cat before he accidentally puts it in the microwave/stove/washing machine/dryer/whatever. Now if you had just bought the dryer, that'd be even worse. xD

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faithful_mandy 0

I would think cleaning it out with some good ole clorox and running it a few times with some old towels and fabric sheets would do the trick (start with low or no heat then work up to heat/high heat) - be worth a shot before spending money you aint got on a new dryer... that is unless you are just looking for a reason to ask the spouse for a new dryer :D

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emilybock 0

to 24: he said it was is son obviously meaning a little kid

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Janah_the_ENP 0

You know you can specifically reply to #24 right? So maybe they'd actually see your comment? And OP, you really need to teach your kid a lesson

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CyclonePsycho 1

A man could be eighty-six and still be someone's son. There's no age limit to be considered offspring.

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girlygirl666 0

Really?? Well, shit I'm somebody's daughter, and I'm no little kid. Stupid comment.

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schalk 12

Funny how nobody knew what pedantic meant before that one episode of Family Guy

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ScaryyMary 14

Sounds like a pissy little pussy. >:D

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zmaro 0

That son needs to spend a month grounded and get 20 simultaneous spankings for what he did. He needs to be put in some kind of special ed program that dumbfuck...

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boatkicker 4

They probably meant consecutive, not simultaneous. Or else 20 rather small things at once?

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uxoriouswidow 0

Or you could just whip out the old cat o' 20 tails. Seems particularly fitting for this situation.

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Packersfan4life 0

Wow that doesn't make him a dumbfuck. It just makes him a kid who doesn't know what is right or wrong yet. You are the ******* retard if you can't even comprehend it.

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RainbowPoof 2

Just be glad your cat's okay. ^._.^ If your kid is little, just make sure you tell him that it's seriously a bad thing to do; if he's not so little.... Eh, you might want to find some help for him. :O

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SumKid_fml 0

More like **** Its Life. Poor cat.

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xduckyyy 0

sure, if you want a blonde cat I guess

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girlygirl666 0

You're pretty funny, ducky. I lol'd again.

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