Kids: Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the...

By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By RyloGhyst - 12/12/2016 12:46 - United States - Killeen

Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

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ashleynonymous 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:38

At least you don't need a new dryer AND a new kitty. And I would suspect the smell of burning kitty hair and flesh and death would be a little worse than cat pee. F the cat's life.

isitofficial_ 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:38

LOL! next time just get a lock thing-a-majig for the door of your wash room. and slap your son on the buttox several times so he doesnt do it again XD

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yourefreakindumb 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:19

Control your damn kid, damn. Obviously the little freak gets no discipline at all or he would have known better.

misskity6 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:36

this is a sign. teach your kid to sing or play football. that way people will still like him when he kills someone.

misskity6 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:39

the only reason he didn't turn the dryer on: he couldn't reach. I am so SICK of people defending the shitty actions of their incompetent children.

Egiev 0

Friday 22 January 2010 7:28

this reminds me of a Greenday song, lol

vivalagloria_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:28

Haha.

DutchCourage 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:49

But before you replace your dryer: put your kid in it for the night. That'll teach him.

paramorefan125 0

Friday 22 January 2010 8:58

@#17 ahahahaha niiiiiice lol

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:21

Yor child needs help seriously!! Its almist always a sign that the kid has some DEEP super deep issues that need to ne addressed!!

RustyGuns 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:29

Kids are dumb

rockaholic89 0

Friday 22 January 2010 10:13

@86 Spanking leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the DARKSIDE! Seriously though, I was spanked as a kid, and I'm not traumatized. A little swat on the bum isn't as bad as you make it seem. Not so much an fml as a fmcl. Ha.