By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
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thedell3030 21

I hope you called the police and everything worked out, OP!

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Eliteknif3R 10

I would say restraining order but it's just a piece of paper after all...

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Morning_fml 22

Wake him up to the sound of the police knocking at his door.

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xx000o 27

One of those treasured sounds you put on the list of I hope I never have to hear that again.

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bnbhimp 10

Shotgun. Clickity clow clown!

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Razell 13

Guns would be an option if OP lived somewhere civilized. Alas, OP has the misfortune of being in New York.

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ronnixoxo 18

everyone has that one ex that you look back on & think 'damn, i really should have stopped taking my medication with that one.'

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GhostFox 33

This shit is why I am scared to date. I have enough problems, I don't need to add an emotionally unstable person to that list, and if that means staying single, I will damn well stay single.

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Etweens96 25

Op, call the police, try to press charges and get a restraining order. Stay safe op and happy new year!

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ThrottleJockey 35

A shotgun comes in handy in situations such as these. Just cocking it can get the point across.

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LeSourCream 2

chloroform helps too op, use that pack your shit and be gone by the time they wake up

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