Transportation: Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who... - FML

By hotride - 15/12/2010 16:34

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

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jd7546 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 16:47

I had just started restoring it when I got it, and nobody would insure it when I got it. it looked like a junkyard heap of shit, I just got it back the day before I broke up with her. still have the burnt up shell in my drive way that I have to dispose of :(

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Hump_Zilla 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:05

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

dougierocks 13

Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:59

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

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TobyGage 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:07

hahaha

D_Thr33 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:21

gelica87: Nope. You never **** with a man's car.

Zhu8 5

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:24

Sue for damages, and emotional pain (I think you would be pretty attached to it)

horizonflyer9 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:35

file for arson! you wont need to pay for repair

bubbarific 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:36

CRAZY ASS Bitch!!!!!

gitarex 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:14

damn she's a psycho bitch

Rdrgz 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:15

OMG!! What a psycho bi*ch Im sorry dude

a_rare_hybrid 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:30

sue the bitch :)

angrynegro7 16

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:36

Not really an FML since you can press criminal charges AND sue your cunty ex for everything that she's worth!

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 16 December 2010 3:40

That is unless they can't actually prove it was her. In which case he is S.O.L.

angrynegro7 16

Thursday 16 December 2010 17:02

That's the beauty of modern forensics. Time to get Gil Grissom and CSI on the case! :P

flodezie 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 3:33

hey that's not as bad as when Left Eye(R.I.P.) burnt Andre Rison's MANSION down!!

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