By blackntangirl - 18/07/2009 23:31 - United States

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Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML
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bob1124 0

So what did you expect? To fall in love and live happily ever after?

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fxdxhk90 0

There are way too many fmls about drunk sex.

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Delilahlilah 0

YDI for having one night stands. You, and the guy, both fail.

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DrAwesome 6

You guys aren't seeing the big picture. Apparently, all it took for him to stop drinking so much was to sleep with the OP. I tip my hat to you for helping someone in need of an intervention.

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The666Ghost 17

That was the biggest win on any Fml, I have ever seen.

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Rated_RKO6 0

Ok this just might be me, and this is just a stab in the dark, but what if he just wasn't talking about you? What if he just had some serious gut-rot issues or something and slid out of bed cuz he felt sick and that's what he meant by "i gotta lay off the beer" ?

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drinkupgorgeous 0

FYL because I'm sure you're beautiful. But also YDI for having a one night stand.

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noshitsherlock 0

maybe he was just hungover! That's a really asshole-ish thing to say though. and LOL @ all the thorny-stick-up-their-asses conservative/judgmental/ignorant/brainwashed people

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Inactive107 0

Yes, being judgmental and assessing reality for what it is a crime. Also, because you are judgmental you are also ignorant (because you don't really know what you're talking about), and brain washed (due to you being ignorant people can easily sway your influence). To top it all off, if you're conservative you all of these combined because these aren't common problems with the human race as a whole. Makes sense. Let us not even assess if you are all of these things as well (except for conservative perhaps?)

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saze_fml 0

OP might be a **** but that doesn't automatically mean she should have to put up with this lack of manners. If you regret sleeping with someone, just shut your mouth and piss off out of there.

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alijacket 0

LMAO #27. I had to check out the profiles... and... yeah.

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kittenkissies 0

Why isn't the guy considered a ****, too? Why is mistake sex always the girl's fault?

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burb_fml 0

Because this site has many sexist and unintelligent people.

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jollyjam1 2

Hey genius, because we're not commenting on the guy's FML but the female's (based on the FML she is no lady).

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Naheelawhatwhat 0

I really feel bad for you OP because the only way you can get laid is if the guy is completely drunk off his ass? It must suck for you being ugly OP......well you know how the old saying goes: "If she's a 2 at 10 she'll be a 10 at 2....I guess he was fooled by you. Maybe get un ugly?

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Naheelawhatwhat 0

I really feel bad for you OP because the only way you can get laid is if the guy is completely drunk off his ass? It must suck for you being ugly OP......well you know how the old saying goes: "If she's a 2 at 10 she'll be a 10 at 2....I guess he was fooled by you. Maybe get un ugly?

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