By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 16:58 - United States - Deerfield Beach

Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. I have no idea what happened the night before, except for the fact that I'd tucked two uncapped vodka bottles into bed beside me, and now my room reeks of a Russian sorority house. FML
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mpsteve137 15

Haha sounds like you were russian to hide those bottles.

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charmanderCHAR 5

In Soviet Russia, shit loses YOU!

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eddeeezzyy 19

Vodka's such a strong ass drink....please drink responsibly comrades :)

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False_Stupidity 41

What's the point of a good time if you can't remember any of it though?

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corleon198425 22

I don't think you understood when your doctor told you to get plenty of clear liquids

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apepe78 1

WHat the hell does a "Russian Sorority House" smell like? What kind of comparison is that? Have you ever even visited Russia?

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GUNN1313 3

Well at least you did not wake up in a strange city with no clue how you got their or exactly what state that city is in. That sucks not that I would know but I have heard it sucks :)

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moneycool 5

Wow for a sec I thought u were a gurl! And I read ****** instead of tucked! So you can imagined what I thought...fml I haven't been ****** in 3 years all I think is (sex) :(

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kiakia0131 23

I don't really remember last night either OP. Vodka is a wonderful thing isn't it?

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