I actually had this happen to me the other night. My roommate is a sex-addict and has sex quite frequently. Know what I did? I took all his condoms and hid them. He said "Did I use them all already? I must have a problem." Back to you, it sucks and I know how you feel. I'd talk to your roommate about what happened. I'm sure you can reach some kind of agreement.

I Sooo blondeeee and I'm stupid

40- Next time, skip the thought process, and just thumb him up.

Step up video cameras. Then put them on the Internet (; Ohhh black mail.

disgusting

Doesn't matter, had close encounter with sex... *runs from mob with pitch forks*

Well, I guess you know what your doing tomorrow night :D

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little s’wit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Vivec Ordinators, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sixth House, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in akaviri warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Morrowind armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Elder Scrolls? Think again, n’wah. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Vvardenfell and your life signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, outlander. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ALMSVI Ordinator Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the island, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

At least he used a condom...?

Drop a deuce on his face the next time he's passed out drunk.