By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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hawright 13

I guess you didn't see that one coming... I'm sorry, I had to.

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yupitssoph 18

Lovely roommate you have there. Go over to him, drop it back onto his face, and say: "I believe this is yours."

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lovepandorasaver 11

So your roommate has sex in the same room that you sleep in?? You need a bigger place or need to tell him to bang in his own room.

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drewcat21 0

My guess would be college dorm room maybe?

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lovepandorasaver 11

Yeah that sounds about right.

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ManInTheMachine 19

If your roommate is that disgustingly lazy, you should probably also check to see that he isn't spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle for 'conservation' purposes.

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aj94w 4

He didn't want to get up to throw it away so his very next thought was to toss it through the air? He's a master of logic, I'll give him that.

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greenie213 23

Holy crap! Your roommate is quiet! Like a sex ninja... Or you were drunk.

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gc327072 30

The Sex Ninjas.... Brb, starting a band.

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X_Codes 11

The Sex Ninja: You'll never know he's there.

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aj94w 4

They come quietly in the night, when you least expect it.

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Nabee143 3

31 Wow! Your comment was disgusting! Ewww! However, it was funny. Lol

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perdix 29

Yikes! You had to take a facial without the cachet of saying you were in a gay **** flick.

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Misskayfoyer 14

That's just gross.... Please tell me he at LEAST had the decency of tying it up before tossing it.... Still gross

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