By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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hawright 13

I guess you didn't see that one coming... I'm sorry, I had to.

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yupitssoph 18

Lovely roommate you have there. Go over to him, drop it back onto his face, and say: "I believe this is yours."

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zuelhater 7

Son; that's ground for you to stomp his ass. And get a free ride on his bitch!

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FMLoverAgain 7

Wish I were you. I'll lick that thing dry!

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writergirl23 19

So u slept not knowing ur roommate was having sex in the same room!! FYL

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benmec 18

Hope the roommate didn't go in the backdoor...

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SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Invite a girl over and pull the same situation on him. Maybe that will teach him to get up and throw his garbage out properly next time

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jvmb 0

Whenever you are having a bad day, OP, just remember, you were the sperm that won :) (see what I did there)

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