Money: Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving...

By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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Same thing different taste

By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 995

You deserved it 2 957

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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You deserved it 6 084

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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You deserved it 55 982

By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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You deserved it 18 233

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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You deserved it 9 165

By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 13 580

By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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You deserved it 28 400

By Dora - 12/10/2009 13:21 - Canada

Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML

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You deserved it 7 987

By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

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Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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You deserved it 236

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:31

i hope you gave him the money to buy himself some hands. but i bet you didn't. selfish.

cbahh 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:36

This made me laugh for 3 whole minutes.

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convict617 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:37

Why is this FYL?? You have $5000 AND hands.

gukinator 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:48

clearly this entire thread is made of /b/tards cuz normal people feel bad at a situation like that

Stormy_2021 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:13

"Oh **** me! Oh, I made a small social faux pas with a person I never have to meet with or interact with again! Damn me and my terrible luck. I wish I had never been cursed with this free money."

Young_Sparta 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 5:09

dude, please be my best friend. lmao

Rach_star 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:38

lmfao!!

Enoch134 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 15:13

epic

inlimbo11 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:30

bullshit. fyl for making up something this stupid.

elisabeth96 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:46

wtf. you just won 5 grand AND there's someone physically less fortunate than you. how is your life screwed up in any way? go **** yourself.

lmfp 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:41

stormy_2021, i think i love you.

candy_babe34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:09

woooow how is that an FML? if anything its a f HIS life.. dumbass

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:31

i hope you gave him the money to buy himself some hands. but i bet you didn't. selfish.

Goatsonaboat 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:25

ahahhah nice

devondv 5

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:08

Funny and congrats man.

SpencerLind 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:18

Ha d00d i just pissed my self laughing I could see that happing

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Sharon

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